big tools and lots of caulk

I started my new job two days ago. Construction: nothing quite definitively sums up a man  like construction! hard work in the sun! carrying heavy stuff! RARARA! BREAK TIME GRAB YOUR BAGELS AND JUICE BOXES!!!

What I meant to say is, is that I am not one of these people. Everyone thinks I'm straight as I have yet to tell them otherwise(see I can pass as straight!) and I'm apparently a hippy because I'm vegan........

On the plus side I like playing with the heavy machinery, and I'm making ten dollars an hour. 

I think I'm getting a vespa with the money I've saved.